Live Entertainment

This happened right before New Years, and forgot to blog about it.

So I am staying at a hole in the wall town called Mars Hill NC between Christmas and New Years because my normal hotel was closed. (The owners went to Florida on Vacation) Anyway, I was trying out all the local places for supper each evening. Wednesday Night was pizza night and boy was it a good one.

I went to Pizza Roma and saw the sign out front stating "Now featuring Live Entertainment." I was thinking cool, maybe they have a local band just getting started or something and it would be pretty good. Well the empyt parking lot shoulda been a clue, but it was before the rush of 6:00. So I go in anyways.

Well no more than I turn the corner as the only waitress/hostess is seating me, and I see the "live" entertainment. An Elvis impersonator. Great. And no, he was not great by any means. His catch was singing a horrible impersonation of Elvis' "Falling in Love with You" and giving out roses to each and every woman in the restaurant. When I was the remaining person left in the place, he asked if I had any requests, and I said, anything but your Elvis Impersonation, and got up and left promptly.